New Jersey mom, Marcelle Shriver has a good idea. No make that a great idea. Shriver learned from her son that the troops use Silly String to detect trip wires.
Before entering a building, troops squirt the plastic goo, which can shoot strands about 10 to 12 feet, across the room. If it falls to the ground, no trip wires. If it hangs in the air, they know they have a problem. The wires are otherwise nearly invisible.Shriver, along with the help of two churches and a pilot has collected a 1000 cans ready to be shipped out to Iraq.
"There's so much that they can't do, and they're frustrated, but this is something they can do," said the Rev. Joseph Capella of St. Luke's Church in Stratford.Shriver said she is going to continue to collect the cans of Silly String as long as her son is over in Iraq.The Shrivers said they would not mind seeing the string as standard-issue equipment, but they don't blame the military for not supplying it.
"I don't think that they can think of everything," said Ronald Shriver, 59, a retired salesman. "They're taught to improvise, and this is something that they've thought of."
Marcelle Shriver said that since the string comes in an aerosol can, it is considered a hazardous material, meaning the Postal Service will not ship it by air. But a private pilot who heard about her campaign has agreed to fly the cans to Kuwait — most likely in January — where they will then be taken to Iraq.
Battlefield "Improvisation" has led to soldiers to come up with ideas on how to make their environment safer with "low overhead."
In other cases of battlefield improvisation in Iraq, U.S. soldiers have bolted scrap metal to Humvees in what has come to be known as "Hillybilly Armor." Medics use tampons to plug bullet holes in the wounded until they can be patched up.At our DBPK staff meeting the availability of condoms and rubber bands in Iraq was discussed. If our men and women serving Iraq or Afghanistan need more we can certainly put our heads together and have a condom roundup.Also, soldiers put condoms and rubber bands around their rifle muzzles to keep out sand. And troops have welded old bulletproof windshields to the tops of Humvees to give gunners extra protection. They have dubbed it "Pope's glass" — a reference to the barriers that protect the pontiff.
Donations, in the form of money or actual Silly String, should be sent to St.Lukes Church/55 Warwick Rd./ Stratford, NJ 08084. Checks should be made out to Marcelle Shriver.
Source - MSNBC - N. J. woman collects Silly String for serious use
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Was this another case of "misadventure?" You be the judge.
From the Mirror:
A naked man died after pulling a condom filled with laughing gas over his head, an inquest was told yesterday.
Unemployed Gary Ashbrook, 31, was found dead in bed at his home in Newhaven, East Sussex.
Housemate Michael Young said: "He had been putting a condom on his head for sexual gratification. I'm sure his death was an accident."
Verdict: Misadventure.
Source - The Mirror - Man Killed By Condom
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "A Midsummer Night's Dream", Act 3 scene 2
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Out of work? Feeling lucky? Need a new job?
Look no more: you're in the right place.
From the New York Daily Post:
It may well be the hardest job around - but applicants are expected to be excited, motivated and straight shooters.It's a lot more exciting than "What I did on my Vacation".
Condom-maker Durex wants men - and women - to become test pilots in their bedroom brigade, putting prophylactics through their paces.
"What we're looking to do is recruit people from across the country," said company spokesman Steven Mare.
The company has already gotten 4,000 applicants from around the United States and Canada since it started the promotion on Monday.
Applicants have to submit an essay, explaining why they are best suited to rate the rubbers.
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