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Probably had Lots of Practice Putting up with her Husband




Apparently, Hillary Clinton wanted to prove to the people of Indiana that she was a two-fisted drinker. First a shot and then a beer.

As George Thoroughgood used to sing, "Obama, One Shot and One Beer."

by Mondoreb


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An enterprising Wisconsin man has combined two great tastes--pizza and beer--into one time-saving product: pizza-flavored beer.

While we can't vouch for how good the actual flavor of pizza-flavored beer tastes, the idea of saving time in this busy world has to be applauded.

From the Mamma Mia Pizza Beer website:

Friday, February 8th, 2008 marks the day that The Original Seefurth Family Mamma Mia Pizza Beer hit the street. Brewed and bottled at the Sprecher Brewing Company just outside of Milwaukee, WI, Sprecher is already offering 16 ounce bottles for sale in their gift shop.

There's no stopping a man with a plan.

More from Mamma Mia Pizza Beer:

We plan to follow-up the first brew with an 80 barrel brew and plan to continue brewing the beer on a regular basis as to eventually make it to all 50 States! The list of locations where you can purchase Original Seefurth Family Mamma Mia Pizza Beer is growing DAILY!

The MMPB site offers a Laverne & Shirley themed video of the founder brewing his first batch of beer--and one last tip for those whose brains are on fire with this new idea.

Check back here often for our ever-increasing portfolio of fine establishments that already, or soon will be carrying or serving, Original Seefurth Family Mamma Mia Pizza Beer!

Only in America.


by Mondoreb
hat tip: Powell Gammell, FPhoenix
image: MMPB
Source:
* Pizza Beer: Beer for Really Busy People
* Mamma Mia Pizza Beer


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How to Solve Six Common Beer-related Problems



We got such a good response to our "Beer Troubleshooting Guide", we decided to present the most common problems it addressed in video form. [video: 2:31 long]

BEER Troubleshooting Video Guide - Watch the top videos of the week here

by Mondoreb
Source: Beer Troubleshooting Guide



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DBKP Beer Troubleshooting Guide SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet: CAUSE: Glass Being held at incorrect angle. CORRECTIVE ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet: CAUSE: Improper Bladder Control CORRECTIVE ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless CAUSE: a. Glass empty. b. You're holding a Lite Beer CORRECTIVE ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights CAUSE: You have fallen over backward. CORRECTIVE ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes CAUSE: You have fallen forward CORRECTIVE ACTION: See above SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet CAUSE: a. Mouth not open b. Glass applied to wrong part of face CORRECTIVE ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in front of mirror SYMPTOM: Floor Blurred CAUSE: You are looking through bottom of empty glass CORRECTIVE ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer SYMPTOM: Floor moving CAUSE: You are being carried out CORRECTIVE ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark CAUSE: Bar has closed CORRECTIVE ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures CAUSE: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations CORRECTIVE ACTION: Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles CAUSE: You are dancing on the table CORRECTIVE ACTION: Fall on someone cushy-looking SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear CAUSE: It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up CORRECTIVE ACTION: Punch him SYMPTOM: People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup CAUSE: You're in the ladies' room CORRECTIVE ACTION: Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional) SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear CAUSE: You have been in a fight CORRECTIVE ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in CAUSE: You've wandered into the wrong party CORRECTIVE ACTION: See if they have free beer SYMPTOM: Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk CAUSE: a. You're in jail b. You're in the navy CORRECTIVE ACTION: Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach SYMPTOM: You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps CAUSE: You're in a gay bar CORRECTIVE ACTION: Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted CAUSE: The beer is too weak CORRECTIVE ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song CAUSE: Beer is just right CORRECTIVE ACTION: Play air guitar!

compiled by Mondoreb
hat tip: Vicki/Scott
images:
* retro repros
* married to the sea
* d-clips



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