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There seems to be another Obama half- or step- brother or sister surfacing every few days. At the suggestion of MSMediacritics comment on the "Brobama" piece about George Obama, I have taken it upon myself to begin a foundation to "Save the Obamas".
The comment [attached to Barack Obama: Brother George Lives on $1 a Day]:
"I was thinking of taking up a collection for George. Anybody want to contribute $12 to sponsor an Obama for a year?"
How about it readers? Open up your hearts, open up your wallets.
Save the Obamas.
by RidesAPaleHorse
notes: mondoreb
images: RAPH
Iranian fauxtography? You want some real Iranian fauxtography?
From Iran - Dramatic Failure:
Iran was so proud of its rocket launch. It announced it to the world and then said it would put any Muslim satellite into space. Just one little problem. They can't get their rocket off of the ground safely.
Iran's attempt to launch a dummy satellite into orbit earlier this week was a "dramatic failure" that fell far short of the country's assertions of success, Reuters quoted a US official as saying on Tuesday.
Monkey in the Middle accompanied the above info with the photo at the top of the page.
You want Iranian fauxtography?
Well, do you punk?
by Mondoreb
The Interview Footage Viewers Didn't See
Explains a Lot
We saw this video, "EXCLUSIVE! John Edwards Affair Interview, John Edwards reveals some affair bombshells in this FOD exclusive footage. We saw it while checking out Ain’t No Commenters Like Deceiver Commenters ‘Cause Deceiver Commenters Don’t Stop! and thought readers may like a break for humor.
IS this really lost footage from Edwards' Nightline appearance? Or is it what he would have said--if there were no consequences for his actions?
Watch and decide.
Sure to be a classic.
by Mondoreb
"Lions, and tigers, and Change!, Oh, my!"
by RidesAPaleHorse
image: RAPH
While looking for cool video quickies for her afternoon post, [Four Amazing Videos in Less than 136 Seconds] LBG sent us one that we particularly liked. So much so, that it was agreed that it should stand alone.
It appears to be a little-known Lost Episode of Star Wars, and takes place sometime between episodes III, Revenge of the Sith, and IV, A New Hope.
We'll call it--for now--"Darth Python".
Star Wars, The Lost Episode: Episode III 1/2
by Mondoreb
Source: Monty Star Wars
[NOTE: Although the Patriot Micro Chip technology is really nothing new; we were struck by the freshness of this particular presentation.]
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
The Patriot Chip comes in various sizes.
The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size. The implant may or may not be painless.
WARNING: Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site.
by RidesAPaleHorse
images: RAPH
A Saturday Obama Two-fer
* Messiah of the Year
* New Reality Show
RidesAPaleHorse sent us the above image after reading "Competing optics: Cheering Germans or American military? Update: Snubbing wounded soldiers? Update: Touring Berlin instead? Update: It is/is not a campaign event?" at Hot Air.
Of course, this image is not appropriate for serious media discussions about Barack Obama, who very well could be our 44th president.
So, we looked around and found a much more appropriate RAPH image for those who crave the policially-incorrect.
Since it's mildly NSFW (Not safe for work), readers may access it by clicking on the link below.
Politically Incorrect Pic of Barack Obama - NSFW
Two-for-one Saturday politicaly-incorrect antics are almost as much fun as cartoons used to be.
by Mondoreb & RidesAPaleHorse
images: RidesAPaleHorse
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Thirsty?
Tired?
Need to cool down after a hard day protesting the military or the latest UFO conspiracy?
Try a nice big glass of Obama-Aid!
BONUS TV OFFER!
Act now and with each case of Obama-Aid, you'll get a free trial subscription to Jeremiah Wright's "Spiritual Advisor" magazine.
(Political) Operators are standing by.
by Mondoreb & RidesAPaleHorse
images: dbkp
T. Poon Bickens sez: "You can't drill your way out of this."
RidesAPaleHorse says: "You can't eat your way out of starvation."
Mondo says: "T. Poon is a tool."
Maybe T. Poon is trying to figure out what to do with all the carbon credits he bought?
"I bagged me some carbon credits! Want some?"
by Mondoreb
idea/image: RidesAPaleHorse
image: portfolio
When "Push" comes to "Shove" might be another title for the following video.
Be sure you know what or who you're messing with.
by RidesAPaleHorse
image: dbkp
Who's More Believable?
Barack Obama vs. Larry Sinclair
Barack Obama and Larry Sinclair: two men on a mission, with different agendas, backed by rabid--some would say "mindless"--supporters.
Obama is the presumptive Democrat nominee; Sinclair is the man who claims Obama shared gay sex and cocaine in the back of a limo in 1999. He also later claimed that the choir master of Obama's Trinity Church, Donald Young, was murdered by the Obama forces. Additionally, Sinclair asserts that Young contacted him several times before Young was killed.
Sinclair has offered absolutely no evidence to back up his wild allegations of gay sex, drugs and murder. "Fightthesmears.com", Obama's website, was launched specifically to combat wild allegations and rumors--yet, it has remained absolutely silent about Sinclair.
Both men have their fans, Obama's supporters being somewhat larger than Sinclair's. Arguments have broken out in chat rooms and on the comment sections of several blogs.
So, who does one believe?
Being a big believer in math, we decided to run the numbers, because, although men with something to gain might not always tell the truth, NUMBERS DON'T LIE. With this in mind, we compared the two men in sixteen different areas.
The results are published--for the very first time!--below.
As always, we'll let the readers look at the facts and make up their own minds.
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
| Features & Characteristics | Barack Obama - SCORE | Larry Sinclair - SCORE |
| Smooth talker; Believable to casual observer | YES! | YES! |
| Changes story when "facts" are checked | YES! | YES! |
| Changes story yet again after further "fact" checking reveals "holes" in latest "clarification" | YES! | YES! |
| Served U.S. Senate term in Washington DC | YES! | NO |
| Served a Felony Prison term in Colorado | NO | YES! |
| Endless Appeals to Supporters for Money | YES! | YES! |
| Represented citizens of Illinois | YES! | NO |
| Represented by attorney wearing a kilt | NO | YES! |
| Has several YouTube videos | YES! | YES! |
| Internet website has a theme of "HOPE! CHANGE!" | YES! | NO |
| Internet website has a theme of "HOPE you have some CHANGE?" | NO | YES! |
| Evasive about past associations and events | YES! | YES! |
| Has had more than one name he was known by at various times in his life | YES! | YES! |
| Good man to have in a pick-up basketball game | YES! | NO |
| Picked up a good man | NO | YES! |
| Free of Felony Fraud Convictions | YES! | NO |
| FINAL SCORE | 12 | 11 |
The results are clear: the winner is Barack Obama by a score of 12 'yes' to 11.
What is not so clear is if anyone's mind--on either side--will be changed by the presentation of this evidence.
But no one can accuse us of not trying.
by Mondoreb
images: dbkp file
What We Call News
What we Call the News
The latest offering from the folks at jib jab pokes a little--truthful--fun at the Mainstream Media.
Enjoy!
[video time: 2 min]
Jib Jab's productions are popular because they play no favorites: they make fun of everyone.
by Mondoreb
hat tip: Ernest Hancock, Freedoms Phoenix
This might just be the best "green" product we've seen all day.
From The Political Jungle: Moonbats Beware!--at ScrewLiberals.com:
The Goracle is pretty bad at practicing what he preaches...BWAH HA HA HA HA HAHA!!!
"The man at the center of the environmental movement is consuming more electricity than ever. The Tennessee Center for Policy Research reports Al Gore's personal electricity consumption is up by ten-percent, despite "energy-efficient" home renovations at his Nashville area mansion. The center says in the past year, Gore's home burned through 213-thousand kilowatt-hours of electricity, enough to power 232 average American households for one month."
Al Gore is a tool.
Maybe Jen of the Jungle should have called it... "Tool-Aid"?
by Mondoreb
image/source: Bush, Gore, Obama
Do NOT be drinking anything while you watch this video..........
I am NOT responsible for damage to keyboard or monitor from liquids expelled through nose or mouth in the direction of your equipment.
by RidesAPaleHorse
Source:
* whizbiz.com.au
* crippenlandru
Financing that wind farm on the Lower 40 just got easier for Greens.
Of course, we're talking about the Carbon Credit Card for Progress--endorsed by Al Gore! When Al's not busy dictating his latest chapter of the Goran, he's out networking with Pat Robertson, Al Sharpton, Newt Gingrich and all the other Al-colytes.
Brought to you by the hard-working comrades at the ever-progressive Peoples Cube.
by Mondoreb
Source/image: People's Tools
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Young Hillary Clinton.
No, we're not talking about all of the 1960s-era HRC photos floating around the web. We're talking YOUNG Hillary Clinton--as in the following video, uncovered by that intrepid digger, RidesAPaleHorse.
As RidesAPaleHorse succinctly put it: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course, this is all just one person's video re-enactment of what took place during Senator Clinton's childhood.
It coulda happened.
by Mondoreb
idea: RidesAPaleHorse
images: midnightramblings
Some readers may not have seen the video of Hillary Clinton kicking off her campaign for presidency back in January of 2007.
In any case, most readers probably didn't see the "read between the lines" version.
We now present it.
Anything to help keep the electorate better informed.
by Mondoreb
image: DBKP
Source: Hillary's Presidential Message (Read Between the Lines)
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Introducing: The Guy's Remote
FEATURES:
* Slim styling
* Sleek feel
* One color: black
* Rugged exterior
* No fancy, little-used buttons to clutter things up
THIS is the remote that guys REALLY want...lol!!
by RidesAPaleHorse
image: RAPH
Source:
* Techno-Gadgets: The Guy's Remote
* The Guy's Remote
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"I don't know what I did before I had the Woman's Remote!"
Just in time for Spring.
by Mondoreb
hat tip: Bordm
Image/source: email
* Techno Gadgets: The Woman's Remote
* Woman's Remote
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Osama binShoppin'by Mondoreb
hat tip: Scott & Vickie
image: email
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