--George Bush, January 10 2008 radio address
George Bush isn't the only one who says the darndest things.
Assud the Matyrdom Rabbit, and his sidekick, 11-year-old Saraa continue their merry martyrdom-promoting ways on Hamas kiddie TV program "Pioneers of Tomorrow".
No carrots for Assue when he's wanting a snack.
A JEW-eating rabbit named Assud has become the newest star of a militant Palestinian children's television show after the death of his "brother".
The Pioneers of Tomorrow children’s series produced by Palestinian group Hamas and made famous by a Mickey Mouse-looking character declaring jihad on Israel and the US, introduced Assud the Bunny.
Assud - who said in his first episode that he would “get rid of the Jews, Allah willing, and… will eat them up” - replaced his brother, Nahoul the Bee, according to the translation from the Middle East Media Research Institute.
Give me a "D"! An "E"! "A"! And a "T"! An "H"!
"What's that spell?"
"DEATH!"
"CULTURE of DEATH!"
reminder for the U.S. Secretary of State Condi Rice
Little Green Footballs showcase the latest adventures of the cuddly bunny, in a video, as he takes the Danes to his woodshed.
Yes, it’s Assud the Jew-eating Hamas rabbit, appearing again on the Hamas kid’s show Pioneers of Tomorrow with zombie child host Saraa, urging Palestinian children to boycott Danish products, kill anyone who “insults” Mohammed, and wipe out Israel.
The culture of death is alive and well on Palestinian kiddie TV.
The wascally wabbit began his wind-up to the recorded part of the LGF post with a cheery, "Martyrdom for the sake of Allah is what we hope for, right?"
Saraa (little 11-year-old girl who's the kiddie host): What do you have to say to this criminal, the cartoonist who affronted the Prophet by drawing him?"
Assud: "I say to him what you already said: you criminal, you low-life, you scum of the earth--right, Saraa?
Allah willing, the day will come when you regret this."
Hannah Montana, it ain't.
Assud kicked off his TV career with a bang--just like a suicide bomber.
In an interview with the program’s host, a young girl purportedly named Saraa Barhoum, Assud talked about becoming martyrdom.
"We are all martyrdom-seekers, are we not, Saraa?” Assud said on the show.
Saraa said: “Of course we are. We are all ready to sacrifice ourselves for the sake of our homeland. We will sacrifice our souls and everything we own for the homeland."
According to the program’s plotline, Nahoul died because he could not leave Gaza to seek medical treatment from neighbouring Egypt.
Nahoul himself replaced the program’s original star, Farfur the Mouse, who was “killed by an Israeli soldier”.
So who knows how long Assud will be around until something happens to him--in the Palestinian TV animal sense of the word.
One might suggest that before any more lofty pronouncements are issued by U.S. leaders on how a Palestinian state will "enhance stability" of the region, that those leaders be forced to watch 2 or 3 hours of the "Pioneers of Tomorrow" kiddie show.
You can tell a lot about parents by what they teach their children.
Or by what they let them watch on TV.
by Mondoreb
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* Hamas unveils jew-eating bunny
* President Bush discusses the Israel-Palestine Peace process
* memri
* blog TV
* scottthong
* israelmatzav
Source: Video: Jew-Eating Rabbit Threatens Denmark
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A Tale from the BlancaSphere
It's official. The party of Lincoln is dead. The party of Reagan has been on life support for some time and is not expected to recover.
Over the past two years I have watched my beloved party become a cesspool of impropriety.
If it wasn't mens room toe tapping, it was underage page picking up.
If it wasn't bribery scandals, it was lobbyist scandals.
It it wasn't drunken uncontrolled spending, it was drunken uncontrolled drinking.
Where did we go wrong? I mean all we asked for was complete unquestioned authority. We didn't need checks and balances. That's for pussies. We certainly didn't need any kind of an opposition party. That kind of crap is for Old Europe. This is the New World Order, and we can write our own rules.
It looked good there for a while. We managed to have it all. Commander Guy was at the helm, we had Tom Foley running the show in the House, and in the Senate, with the VD in charge. We had it our way.
Then came that bastard Jim Jeffords. I will never forgive him. He threw the Senate back to those Democrats, and it looked like we were going to have to compromise and cooperate.
But then, as if to answer our prayers, came 9/11. Oh, I remember it just like yesterday. It was great. We once again had complete control of everything. It was finally in vogue to just do what we told you. Man, that was cool!
Then came Iraq. It looked great at first. I mean we owed it to the Decider for saving us from the al Queda by reading that book to those children in Florida. He deserved to have a war. That way he got to play dress up and fly onto that aircraft carrier.
Just thinking about his cod piece gets this girl's blood flowing!
And then things started to go south. Iraq was no longer the fun and games we thought it would be. The shine was coming off, and underneath it looked like bad primer. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
And then it got ugly. The populace turned on us. They started to hiss at us. Even our proxies, like Ann Coulter were getting pies in the face.
Then, it became downright scary. People blamed us for Katrina. Damn those black folk drowning on us like that! And damn those TV choppers with cameras! Why didn't those NOLA folks have the decency to drown when no one was filming?
People seemed to get all testy about our knowing better about life ending issues than a husband and his wife. I don't understand, but they just didn't like us passing a law that applied to one brain dead chick in Florida. I think that was the moment when the wheels came off.
Then all those sex scandals made us look really bad. It was getting to the point a Republican couldn't even try to pick up a prostitute in a bar without getting fingered--and not in the good way.
I mean what is the world coming to when you can't pick up the phone and have your gay male gigolo come over for some oil "massages" and crystal meth?
So here we stand, with our presumptive nominee for 2008 a RINO, a poser, a wannabe. And our Commander Guy has finally succeeded where no other President has. His approvals are the lowest ever. I think it is time to start the funeral pyre and get out while the getting is good.
I have been working on my plea to have Mike Huckabee run as a third party candidate. All conservatives should join me, for the sake of the union. This new party will embrace all the finer things about the Republican party, and bring together true neoconservatives, true religious conservatives, and all the groups which hate all the right people. We will call it the Conservative party, because Nazi was already taken.
Together we can forge ahead into the 16th Century, when men were men, and women were property.
Actually, a lot of men were property, too.
It will be great. It will make the Ghost of Jerry Falwell proud. I'm sure he'll be looking up at us and smile as his dreams of anal invasion are fulfilled for all eternity.
by Blanca DeBree
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Source: R.I.P. G.O.P.
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He Left with Love!
They Lived with Blood!
Bush: "...confront terrorism and incitement, whether committed by Palestinians or Israelis."
Chills!!!
They Came By Plane!
They Came by Boat!
They Came by Car [bomber]!
The Critics Rave!
"Bush has lost his mind and his moral compass.
"An outrage."
"A lie and a blood libel. Israel has never committed any acts of terrorism."
--Pamela Geller, Atlas Shrugged
"No Lasting Peace"
--Ralph Peters, New York Post
"...[Q]uaaludes and orange juice"
--Lawyers, Guns and Money
Starring: George Bush Mahmoud Abbas and Ehud Olmert as "Santa Claus" With: Condelezza Rice, The Rockettes and a cast of 40! Screenplay by: Jimmy Carter and Yassir "That's my Baby" Arafat Catering: LG & M Filmed in Dhimmicolor Tickets at the box office and all Ticketron Outlets
by Mondoreb
Sources:
NY Times: Text of Bush's Speech
Atlas Shrugged: Bush: We Are All Terrorists Now
Lawyers, Guns and Money: If you're not with us...
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